A hunter is sitting in a tree overlooking a clearing when a bear walks right out into the middle. The hunter takes aim and fires, the bear goes down. He leaps from his perch, rushes down the trail and into the clearing. The bear is gone. The hunter is tapped on the shoulder, he turns to see the bear who says,
"Alright hunter, you try to screw me, I'm going to screw you!"
The bear then throws the hunter against a tree, pulls his pants down and has his way with him.
The hunter, infuriated, goes to a gun shop and buys the biggest gun he can find and returns to his spot and waits until the bear appears again. He takes careful aim, fires and the bear goes down. Down the tree and through the trail he goes into the clearing only to find it empty. The hunter feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to see the bear who says, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you boy?"
"Alright hunter, you try to screw me, I'm going to screw you!"
The bear then throws the hunter against a tree, pulls his pants down and has his way with him.
The hunter, infuriated, goes to a gun shop and buys the biggest gun he can find and returns to his spot and waits until the bear appears again. He takes careful aim, fires and the bear goes down. Down the tree and through the trail he goes into the clearing only to find it empty. The hunter feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to see the bear who says, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you boy?"
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